All Coders, Developers & Programmers

This simple t-shirt says all it needs to. The Internet Age has created complex cyber security infrastructures, but you still never know who could be reading your email messages. It might your boss, your colleague, a friend, a system administrator, a government entity, a foreign power, etc. Warning: Wearing this comfortable shirt may actually make others uncomfortable! Hopefully, you'll keep your friends and be able to share a laugh.

"I have burrowed underneath your brain. I am nested there. I am the scream in your mind. You will cooperate."
— Mr. Robot

Steve Jobs, Founder of Apple

Just when you think you've finished the task at hand, you realize there's a vital piece of information missing, sure sometimes that's called scope creep but we say... Until your product ships and customers start using it, it's not done! Keep innovating and improving your product to the very last minute.

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook

Moving at a consistent and constant fast pace will allow you to complete your work in a timely manner. When things break, it will be that much easier to pick up the pieces and repair it without others even noticing that there was a bump in the road. 

Wear this hat for the Math is Fun icons Sheldon Cooper, Stephen Hawking, Jason Padgett, Archimedes, and Issac Newton. Math is BACK! #DoMath

We are not talking about the hexadecimal method, The Callan-Symanzik equation, Quantum Mechanics, or the Schrödinger equation. You do not have to be a genius to enjoy math, with things like Algebra, Geometry, Calculus, and Trigonometry. We have a healthy respect for math, as long as we do not have to do anything complicated.

Here’s a shirt for the ultimate computer nerd who has evolved beyond Windows and its many inefficiencies. Linux is truly the best operating system for PCs, MACs, smartphones, Chromebooks, tablets, gaming consoles, smart watches, Tickle Me Elmo dolls, pocket watches, Ronco food dehydrators, and every Ford Taurus past the 1997 model year, etc. You can basically run Linux on anything and everything - if only everyone else GNU! Even better - it's open source and totally free. Proudly wear this t-shirt to help recruit despondent members from so-called "PC master race." 

Wear this iconic shirt, featuring a famous inspirational quote, to motivate those around you...especially if their name is Jesse. Did Walter White of Breaking Bad say it, or was it Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook? Either way, everyone should stay focused and keep shipping - unless you're shipping something really bad, like Blue Sky. If we're just talking about software applications, frozen concentrated orange juice, or Chia Pets,  then we're O.K. Regardless, can't we all agree that Breaking Bad was the greatest dramatic television series of all time? 

 

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook

Letting every little detail stop you in your tracks demonstrates that your success may be lacking. Stay focused on the goal and reach it by sending off the final product.

People of all ages are now creating Amazon Alexa skills, toiling into the night by oil lamps and incense like the scribes of old. Whether you're a seasoned developer, a bored hacker, or a creative mastermind who wants to see their ideas come to life, making Alexa skills have never been easier -- thanks to cool services like GetStoryline. So, there's no more excuses. You can now create and publish your own Alexa skills without knowing how to write code or calculate logarithmic functions. And to celebrate your quest to make better skills, wear this unique-yet-stylish shirt.  
 

Did you ever want to create your own Alexa device skills but don’t know how to code? You can now use GetStoryline.com to develop unique skills involving trivia, games, news briefings, or any other custom skill to help order your favorite pizza or buy this impressive t-shirt. Wear it proudly to show the world that you got the skills to build skills using Storyline’s simple tutorials and drag-and-drop interface. (There’s no code writing required.) Then, just publish your Alexa skills to the world. Now, starry-eyed coder, we welcome you the dev community with open arms and a comfy Storyline tee.

Who doesn’t love those oldies but goodies - especially when it comes to vintage computer storage media? So turn the volume up to three-and-a-half and get ready to store up to 1.2 MB of excitement. Yes, it’s time to rock out to some antique technology '80s-retro style! This fashionable shirt features the dream-team trio you remember: Diskette 1, Mini Disk, and Micro Floppy. It’s only been years, but this obsolete tech is ready for a comeback...I think.

Odds are if you are busy multi-tasking right now, you may miss adding this comfy, 100% cotton statement tee to your cart. Recent research doesn’t lie, but the myths about conducting multiple tasks simultaneously do. Neuroscientists have found that multi-tasking does not save you time and leads to lots of mistakes. So, take a beat and check out our awesome, graphic t-shirts, perfect to wear around the office or when chilling with your friends to remind them of the inaccuracies of this common misconception.

Wear this hat for the Math is Fun icons Sheldon Cooper, Stephen Hawking, Jason Padgett, Archimedes, and Issac Newton. Math is BACK! #DoMath

We are not talking about the hexadecimal method, The Callan-Symanzik equation, Quantum Mechanics, or the Schrödinger equation. You do not have to be a genius to enjoy math, with things like Algebra, Geometry, Calculus, and Trigonometry. We have a healthy respect for math, as long as we do not have to do anything complicated.

Batteries die faster. Phone has bugs. They get viruses and malware. Ditch the viruses and short life span! GET AN iPHONE! #eCulture

A mobile operating system based on Linux and currently developed by Google.

Jason Goldberg, Founder and CEO of Fab.com

The boss calls a meeting in the middle of the day and after an hour of sitting around and being talked at, the employees go back to their desks and complete... nothing. Stop interrupting the work flow and let the working minds stay at work.

You didn't learn to walk over night. You leaned on things, you fell over, but you kept on trying! Never give in, get back up and try again.

When something you do fails. Do not give up. Learn from the mistake and keep trying till you get it right.

Be infamous like these other well known white hat hackers, Barnaby Jack, Michael Lynn, John Strauchs, Tiffany Rad, Teague Newman, Dan Kaminsky, Jay Radcliffe, Christopher Tarnovsky. Show the world that you are on the side of good! 

A white hat hacker is a computer security specialist who breaks into protected systems and networks to test and asses their security. White hat hackers use their skills to improve security by exposing vulnerabilities before malicious hackers (known as black hat hackers) can detect and exploit them.

Be infamous like these other well known black hat hackers, Kevin Poulsen a.k.a. Dark Dante, Michael Calce a.k.a. MafiaBoy, or Kevin Mitnick. But be careful. Only wear this hat to show off how skilled you are. But please use your skills for good!

Black hat hacker is a person with extensive knowledge of computers with the intent to break into the network and steal information.

If "coffee is life," then we have just the thing for you! The black and white graphic design of this ceramic mug depicts your quintessential morning with a hot cup of joe to fuel your body for a long hard day of software developing. Whether you are a professional coder or you moonlight as a hacker, this coffee mug is sure to program a smile on your face.

Check out our new gear featured in Silicon Valley, are you ready for the new season?  The boys and girls are back and this time they are bringing the Son of Anton with them. As seen in Silicon Valley, this popular baby tells the world that you got all the right stuff. Sure you don’t own a copy of “The Gates of Galoo” but you've at least Got Tethics which is in the form of this snapback hat.  Check out Season 6 of the hit show and find out what happened to Urlich.  It's of our favorite TV show in the valley, sure we are a little biased because they rock our gear! 

Check out our new gear featured in Silicon Valley, are you ready for the new season?  The boys and girls are back and this time they are bringing the Son of Anton with them. As seen in Silicon Valley, this popular baby tells the world that you got all the right stuff. Sure you don’t own a copy of “The Gates of Galoo” but you've at least Got Tethics which is in the form of this Dad Hat.  Check out Season 6 of the hit show and find out what happened to Urlich.  It's of our favorite TV show in the valley, sure we are a little biased because they rock our gear! 

Do you love technology and have ethics? Maybe you Got Tethics or maybe you just love Season 6 of our favorite TV show in the valley! The boys and girls are back and this time they are bringing the Son of Anton online. As seen in Silicon Valley, this popular baby tells the world that you got all the right stuff. Sure you don’t own a copy of “The Gates of Galoo” but you've at least Got Tethics with this awesome, pom pom hat.

Who doesn’t love those oldies but goodies? So turn the volume up to 3 ½ and get ready to store up to 1.2 MB of excitement because it’s time to rock out to some antique technology 70s-style. Featuring the dream-team trio you remember: Diskette 1, Mini Disk, and Micro Floppy. It’s been years, but they are ready for a comeback.

Who doesn’t love those oldies but goodies? So turn the volume up to 3 ½ and get ready to store up to 1.2 MB of excitement because it’s time to rock out to some antique technology 70s-style. Featuring the dream-team trio you remember: Diskette 1, Mini Disk, and Micro Floppy. It’s been years, but they are ready for a comeback.

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook

Letting every little detail stop you in your tracks demonstrates that your success may be lacking. Stay focused on the goal and reach it by sending off the final product.

Jason Brethorst, Founder of More Than Rewards

Being a perfectionist can be a good thing but when it is stopping you from completing the task at hand it's time to step away and just be done. If that one pixel isn't going to make a difference in the end result, it's time to move on.

You gotta be quick!

Odds are if you are busy multi-tasking right now, you may miss adding this comfy, tri-blend statement tank-top to your cart. Recent research doesn’t lie, but the myths about conducting multiple tasks simultaneously do. Neuroscientists have found that multi-tasking does not save you time and leads to lots of mistakes. So, take a beat and check out our awesome racerback top, perfect to wear around the office or when chilling with your friends to remind them of the inaccuracies of this common misconception.

Wear this sheer scoopneck tee for the Math is Fun icons Sheldon Cooper, Stephen Hawking, Jason Padgett, Archimedes, and Issac Newton. Math is BACK! #DoMath

 We are not talking about the hexadecimal method, The Callan-Symanzik equation, Quantum Mechanics, or the Schrödinger equation. You do not have to be a genius to enjoy math, with things like Algebra, Geometry, Calculus, and Trigonometry. We have a healthy respect for math, as long as we do not have to do anything complicated.

Wear this racerback tank top for the Math is Fun icons Sheldon Cooper, Stephen Hawking, Jason Padgett, Archimedes, and Issac Newton. Math is BACK! #DoMath

 We are not talking about the hexadecimal method, The Callan-Symanzik equation, Quantum Mechanics, or the Schrödinger equation. You do not have to be a genius to enjoy math, with things like Algebra, Geometry, Calculus, and Trigonometry. We have a healthy respect for math, as long as we do not have to do anything complicated.

Wear this hat for the Math is Fun icons Sheldon Cooper, Stephen Hawking, Jason Padgett, Archimedes, and Issac Newton. Math is BACK! #DoMath

We are not talking about the hexadecimal method, The Callan-Symanzik equation, Quantum Mechanics, or the Schrödinger equation. You do not have to be a genius to enjoy math, with things like Algebra, Geometry, Calculus, and Trigonometry. We have a healthy respect for math, as long as we do not have to do anything complicated.

Is your Weissman score a bit lower than what you want it to be at the moment? No problem, when you display this artwork in your office, you are guaranteed to achieve optimal tip to tip efficiency. That’s right people, just like the ‘startup’ Pied Piper on the hit HBO show Silicon Valley you too can achieve your dreams. So the next time you're hanging out with your friends, and they tell you it's not about how bad-ass your office looks and it’s about your jerking abilities, we say that's a lie! Remember, it really is all about how bad-ass your office looks, oh and also your jerking abilities. 

Here’s something for the ultimate PC nerd. The leading operating system for PC, tablet, phone and cloud, triumphing over windows and Mac. And PC gamers who claim superiority over modern gaming consoles. Combine Linux with the PC Master Race, and you’ve got quite the nerdy combo.

Here’s something for the ultimate PC nerd. The leading operating system for PC, tablet, phone and cloud, triumphing over windows and Mac. And PC gamers who claim superiority over modern gaming consoles. Combine Linux with the PC Master Race, and you’ve got quite the nerdy combo.

Steve Jobs, Founder of Apple

Just when you think you've finished the task at hand, you realize there's a vital piece of information missing, sure sometimes that's called scope creep but we say... Until your product ships and customers start using it, it's not done! Keep innovating and improving your product to the very last minute.

Why be trapped in an itty bitty box a corporate giant insists you buy when you can be free and enjoy all the benefits of Android devices! Then again.... Why be trapped in an itty bitty box a corporate giant insists you buy when you can be free and enjoy all the benefits of iPhone!  

So the question is which camp do you side with? #eCulture

In our office, there is a war going on between iPhone users and Android users. We are not sure who will win but one thing is for sure whatever you do don't buy a Blackberry! 

Why be trapped in an itty bitty box a corporate giant insists you buy when you can be free and enjoy all the benefits of Android devices! Then again.... Why be trapped in an itty bitty box a corporate giant insists you buy when you can be free and enjoy all the benefits of iPhone!  

So the question is which camp do you side with? #eCulture

In our office, there is a war going on between iPhone users and Android users. We are not sure who will win but one thing is for sure whatever you do don't buy a Blackberry! 

Check out this humorous canvas featuring some “Hacker Sp33k” that is sure to get some laughs out of your nerdy friends. This play on the infamous “leet” or “1337” lets others know you are not all business. Perfect to hang on your walls at home, or to decorate your office.

Wear this funny t-shirt featuring some rudimentary "leet speak" (or 1337 sp34k) to get some laughs from your computer-savvy friends. The shirt's text is a play on the "elite" (long for "leet") way of writing words using numbers and/or symbols, and signals to others that you have your finger on the pulse of the Internet. Within 1337, hacker, and PC master race circles, the shirt's insult is actually cliche and ironic - because only a 1337 aficionado would search for and buy a shirt like this.  

Is your Weissman score a bit lower than what you want it to be at the moment? No problem, when you wear this shirt, you are guaranteed to achieve optimal tip to tip efficiency. That’s right people, just like the ‘startup’ Pied Piper on the hit HBO show Silicon Valley you too can achieve your dreams. So the next time you're hanging out with your friends, and they tell you it's not about the hat you wear and it’s about your jerking abilities, we say that's a lie! Remember, it really is all about the shirt you wear, oh and also your jerking abilities.

So hurry up and buy one of these bad boys before they are all gone. This is your chance to rock out with this funny tech geek programmer hat unless you're a "brogrammer". If you're a brogrammer, let's face it your abs are too damn sexy to be wearing any kind of hat, so buy a poster instead.

Is your Weissman score a bit lower than what you want it to be at the moment? No problem, when you wear this shirt, you are guaranteed to achieve optimal tip to tip efficiency. That’s right people, just like the ‘startup’ Pied Piper on the hit HBO show Silicon Valley you too can achieve your dreams. So the next time you're hanging out with your friends, and they tell you it's not about the hat you wear and it’s about your jerking abilities, we say that's a lie! Remember, it really is all about the shirt you wear, oh and also your jerking abilities.

So hurry up and buy one of these bad boys before they are all gone. This is your chance to rock out with this funny tech geek programmer hat unless you're a "brogrammer". If you're a brogrammer, let's face it your abs are too damn sexy to be wearing any kind of hat, so buy a poster instead.

Don’t be fooled by the enigmatic, mystical name. The “cloud” is nothing more than a network of computer servers used for storage backups and media sharing. No wispy, fluffy puffs of moisture floating up high in the stratosphere that magically contains your iPhone photos from your vacation to Cancun last year. Nope. Just a bunch of machines that are hoarding insane amounts of your old emails and Google searches.

Two minds at work are more productive than one. It is also more efficient. If someone happens to become ill, the project won’t come to a complete standstill. Working in pairs also means collaboration and an even better product in the end.

Work together in teams to create great things.

Two minds at work are more productive than one. It is also more efficient. If someone happens to become ill, the project won’t come to a complete standstill. Working in pairs also means collaboration and an even better product in the end.

Work together in teams to create great things.

Always keep improving your products and designs. Do not settle for mediocrity.

A movie producer doesn't just record the perfect movie in one shot. They take multiple shots and multiple views, followed by months of editing to get the desired end result. They fine tune the things that they like and make it even better by putting it all together and sharing it with the world.

Always keep improving your products and designs. Do not settle for mediocrity.

A movie producer doesn't just record the perfect movie in one shot. They take multiple shots and multiple views, followed by months of editing to get the desired end result. They fine tune the things that they like and make it even better by putting it all together and sharing it with the world.

Never give up! Never stop trying to reach your goals. Do not give up!

You didn't learn to cut with scissors perfectly the first time you did it, so you kept practicing and you got better. The same is true with the rest of life, you have to keep on practicing in order to improve on what you are trying to learn and accomplish.

Never give up! Never stop trying to reach your goals. Do not give up!

You didn't learn to cut with scissors perfectly the first time you did it, so you kept practicing and you got better. The same is true with the rest of life, you have to keep on practicing in order to improve on what you are trying to learn and accomplish.

Jason Goldberg, Founder and CEO of Fab.com

The boss calls a meeting in the middle of the day and after an hour of sitting around and being talked at, the employees go back to their desks and complete... nothing. Stop interrupting the work flow and let the working minds stay at work.

The more time spent on fine tuning every last detail, the more opportunity you allow your competitors to come out with similar items. Stop being so picky and show the world what you've got!

The more time spent on fine tuning every last detail, the more opportunity you allow your competitors to come out with similar items. Stop being so picky and show the world what you've got!

You didn't learn to walk over night. You leaned on things, you fell over, but you kept on trying! Never give in, get back up and try again.

When something you do fails. Do not give up. Learn from the mistake and keep trying till you get it right.

Did you ever want to create your own Alexa device skills but don’t know how to code? You can now use GetStoryline.com to develop unique skills involving trivia, games, news briefings, or any other custom skill to help order your favorite pizza or buy this impressive dad hat. Wear it proudly to show the world that you got the skills to build skills using Storyline’s simple tutorials and drag-and-drop interface. (There’s no code writing required.) Then, just publish your Alexa skills to the world. Now, starry-eyed coder, we welcome you to the dev community with open arms and a cool Storyline cap.

Did you ever want to create your own Alexa device skills but don’t know how to code? You can now use GetStoryline.com to develop unique skills involving trivia, games, news briefings, or any other custom skill to help order your favorite pizza or buy this impressive racerback tank. Wear it proudly to show the world that you got the skills to build skills using Storyline’s simple tutorials and drag-and-drop interface. (There’s no code writing required.) Then, just publish your Alexa skills to the world. Now, starry-eyed coder, we welcome you to the dev community with open arms and a comfy Storyline racerback tank-top.

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook

Instead of adding candles, extra code, or more art, try streamlining by taking things away. Minimize the distractions that are offered so friends, co-workers, or customers can enjoy and appreciate the cleanliness of your home, work place, or products.

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook

Instead of adding candles, extra code, or more art, try streamlining by taking things away. Minimize the distractions that are offered so friends, co-workers, or customers can enjoy and appreciate the cleanliness of your home, work place, or products.

If you’re checking out this poster, I bet you must be a computer nerd or programmer who liked coding before it was cool. Well, fun fact for you, digital-designer hipsters, coding was always cool. Let’s show the world how awesome it is with this stylish, red poster.

If you’re checking out this funny shirt, I bet you must be a computer nerd or programmer who liked coding, HTML, data packets, Internet culture, message boards, and memes way before it was cool. Well, fun fact for you digital-designer hipsters: Coding was always cool! Let’s show the world how awesome it is with this stylish red tee. Perhaps we'll stir some memories of AOL, IRC, NetZero, and 56K modems. Nowadays, we all can't be webmasters, .NET experts, UI & UX gurus, or even a full stack developer. But Internet culture aficionados should at least know that Java and Raspberry Pi means more than having a good dessert. So, proudly wear this tee, and respect all that is HTTP.

Alec Baldwin said in Glengarry Glen Ross..."Always Be Closing!" But for true software developers who love their craft we say he got it wrong and prefer "Always Be Coding!" That’s assuming, of course, that your code does not suck. If so, that might be an ok time to stop…seriously. Stop. #SexyHackers

Most GOOD programmers code not because they expect to get paid, but because it is fun to program. Luckily for us the world is full of greedy people who's only passion for software development is the big paycheck they think they will get. This of course means that you'll get to spend your entire work day fixing their crappy code. So for the love of God if your code sucks just stop coding right now... seriously turn your computer off and go home.

Be flexible. Be agile.

Treat your projects just like everything else you do, and break it into manageable chunks. Be flexible. Be agile. 

Taking small bites makes food easier to swallow, so why would you treat your projects any differently? Move quickly and efficiently through projects by dividing it into smaller bits.

Be flexible. Be agile.

Treat your projects just like everything else you do, and break it into manageable chunks. Taking small bites makes food easier to swallow, so why would you treat your projects any differently? Move quickly and efficiently through projects by dividing it into smaller bits.