"There is No Cloud Funny Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers"

Don’t be fooled by the mystical technology term all these computer people and smartphone peddlers are throwing around. "The cloud” is nothing more than a network of computer servers used for storage backups and media sharing. No wispy, fluffy puffs of moisture floating high in the stratosphere magically contains iPhone photos of your vacation to Cancun last year. Nope. Just a bunch of machines that are hoarding insane amounts of your old emails and Google searches. Wear this shirt to educate the masses, or use it to start random debates on the merits of local storage options.