"Zombie SexyHackers Team Women's Racer-back Tank-top"

If you shamble and stagger out of bed, dragging your lifeless limbs around in a groggy state of mind until you get your morning cup of joe -- much like us here at Sexy Hackers -- then this hilarious, racer-back tank-top is for you. An homage to the infamous brainless living dead, this shirt parodies our staff's addiction to coffee and that 8 AM caffeine injection to jumpstart our day.