"Wipe The Logs Unisex T-shirt"

Look, we've all been there -- hurriedly deleting browser history, cookies, or throwing away all the empty cans of soda you have stashed in your bedroom before company comes over. This shirt embodies that slogan: leave no trace. Get in and get out. Get the data. Eat those cookies. I mean, delete those cookies. Find the access logs. Wipe them clean. Or maybe you're just a very obsessive lumberjack who is into cleaning. Either way, you're going to want this shirt.