"Unicorn Alien Abduction Unisex Hoodies"

Ever ponder the suspicious absence of mythological beasts like the majestic unicorn or elusive Big Foot? One word: aliens! UFOs have been visiting our planet for millenniums, abducting all a matter of living creatures, beaming them up into their flying saucers, never to be seen again. This hoodie is perfect to wear during the raid of Area 51 to let the Men in Black know you know the truth about their conspiracy.