"Triforce Patterned Yoga Leggings"
We all know the Triforce is made up of three elements: POWER, WISDOM, and COURAGE. But did you know that these three elements, that give the Triforce's owner "Ultimate Power", is actually a referendum on fashion? With these new leggings, you can have the POWER to pull off any type of fashion or fashion accessory, the WISDOM to wow the masses with stunning looks, and the COURAGE to show off how much you love the enchanted land of Hyrule and not seem like a weird mouthbreather.
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this, and you'll look like the cutest (and nerdiest) in the room.