"Cookie Monster Pac-Man Unisex T-Shirt"

What if PAC-MAN and Ms. PAC-MAN digitally procreated, but the child was exposed to an experimental Rogaine-infused mutagen in a corn syrup substrate? (Wearing this unique shirt will definitely get people thinking.) The horrific result would probably be something similar to the beloved yet eternally hungry Cookie Monster. Except he wouldn't eat apples and cherries with those power pellets - instead, he would chomp and gnaw everything in his path to those delicious cookies. PAC-MAN would be proud: His little Cookie Monster could eat those white dots all day and still have room to devour blue ghosts, with cookies being the reward. “Om nom nom nom” indeed. If the Sesame Street puppet found himself in PAC-MAN's retro video game world, not Blinky, Pinky, Inky, or Clyde could ever stop Cookie Monster's pursuit of chocolate chip delights.