"I Can Only Please One Person a Day Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers"

N.J. Nielsen, author of When Souls Collide, said: "I can only please one person a day...Today is not your day and tomorrow isn't looking good either." This quote may inspire yourself during your worst days, but it may frequently repulse others. And if you work in customer service, this shirt will probably enrage your manager and offend customers. You have been warned! So if you're willing (and brave enough) to show the world how little you actually care about pleasing other people, wear this unsympathetic t-shirt with pride.