"Go Away Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers"

For those days when you are just not in any mood to entertain, maybe this shirt will help ward off visitors and bless you with some "alone time." If they can’t take the hint, you can always put on some noise-cancelling headphones and just pretend they’re gone. Fake it until you make it, because eventually they will leave. Social interaction is so overrated.