"Scan My Network and Die Unisex T-shirt"

Want a shirt that says it all for you? This comfy, cotton t-shirt warns others of the punishment for scanning your network, whether it’s for devices, ports, or IP addresses. You can wear your threat on your sleeve with this tee. Look good while also keeping your computer and network system secure. (Sexy Hackers is not responsible for any maiming attributed to network scanning.)