"Laser Research Unisex Hoodies"
Cats: testing lasers since the creation of the amplified light beam for size, speed, shape, and the ability to appear then disappear again at random. Those little, red, glowing spots dart back and forth so quickly, and then vanish right before they are caught under kitty paws. Thus servers as the inspiration for this humorous, hooded sweatshirt. Cat tested, cat approved.