"KHAAAN!! Knit Beanie"

For the Star Trek nerd in all of us, check out this sporty hat. Let this beanie warn others of your enraged state if you feel an abrupt exclamation coming on. Or just try it out to seek out other Trekies. It’s highly illogical that fans of the long-running TV series and movies wouldn’t adore this flex-fit cap featuring Captain Kirk’s infamous cry. Put it on, set phasers to stunning, and live long and prosper.