"It Puts The Lotion On The Skin Unisex T-Shirt"

The quest for perfect skin has been undertaken by people of all ages for decades -- especially spurred on by the superficial American beauty industry. But one man's odd homegrown technique revolutionized personal moisturization -- a kind of "shock" skin therapy -- that has helped women maintain their youthful luster for years to come. "Your natural sheen will be silent as a lamb. It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again...A remedy even Buffalo Bill would recommend." This colorful tee honors his monumental health and beauty contributions, and it's perfect wear for a Halloween party or any other scary occasion.