"Introverting Quiet Please Funny Unisex T-Shirt"

You get up every morning and give the world 110%, right up until the final hour of work. You can feel your battery draining and you begin to power down, counting the minutes until your escape. Now, all you want is to get home for some alone time playing a video game, reading a book, watching Netflix, painting models, or even just staring at the walls. Don't feel offended by my retreat; it's really not antisocial behavior. There are many more introverts out there than extroverts, and people just have to realize that. Let people know what side of the social spectrum you're on by wearing this funny and informative t-shirt. Being introverted isn't a crime: It's a way of life.