"I'm Not Weird I'm Limited Edition Unisex T-Shirt"

Some say you're odd, eccentric, weird, or "unique" - to put it mildly. Not so. Those of us who metaphorically broke the mold are truly "limited edition"; so, why not tell the world that you're extraordinary and invaluable by wearing this t-shirt. You are definitely one-of-a-kind on the grandest scale, incomparable and incomprehensible. A character like you is made in short supply, but hey, in a few years you’ll be in high demand. "Weird" just won't ever cut it.