"I'm Here Because You Broke Something Women's Racer-back Tank-top"
Tech support veterans know all too well the struggles of dealing with technology, and that is why they are there to help. Just remember that before getting snarky when asked standard questions like "did you try turning it off and turning it back on?" Warning: Wearing this comfortable tank-top may actually make others uncomfortable! Hopefully, you'll keep your friends and be able to share a laugh.