"I'm A Mummy Women's Racerback Tank-Top"
If you're looking for a cheap, ironic halloween costume; or, you would like to incorrectly portray typical ancient Egyption embalming results, then consider wearing this scary-yet-fashionable racerback mummy tank. You see, a proper embalming process would not have produced a bald skeleton under those fine linen wraps. In fact, you would most likely still see some corroded leathery skin, coarse hair -- and maybe even some freckles. The Egyptian embalmers were very skilled in their work, adhering to the science and religion of their time. Maybe you just had some shoddy work done, and your screaming skull is proof. Oh well, no glorius afterlife for you, bad mummy.