"Green Bay Hackers eSports Parody Unisex T-Shirt"
Ever since the co-founder of Microsoft, Paul Allen, purchased a professional American football team, other Silicon Valley moguls have expressed interest in owning sports franchises. So, why stick with the tired team names and generic animal mascots of old in the Internet age of smartphones, social networking, and meme magic? And furthermore, what are the possibilities of eSports leagues unseating baseball, football, and basketball as "America's pastimes"? We're not sure...But in the future, keyboard warriors and mouse manipulators like you could be playing to sold-out stadiums -- and high-definition Twitch streams -- of millions of people. So, with your support, the Green Bay Hackers could soon become a reality. Wear this shirt and show your unwavering support for a fictional sports team!