"Dunkin Doritos Unisex T-shirt"
Late nights playing fantasy, table-top games may be replete with intriguing dialogue, 20-sided dice, Mountain Dew, and those fried and frosted confections called "donuts." America may run on Dunkin', but the game is always spurred on by your accomplished crew and their insatiable hunger for adventure and Doritos. Dragons have been known to hoard gold, jewels, magical artifacts, princesses, and the untapped funds of a solid 401K plan; although, one whiff of nacho-cheese-dusted tortilla chips and carbonated, citrus soda has been known to distract nefarious beasts and hungry players alike. So, wear this cotton t-shirt with pride and caution -- it may provoke some allies to leave the battlefield for a quick grub run.