"Cute Baby Dragon 20-Sided Die Unisex Hoodie"
Baby dragons may look cute now, but somehow these tiny terrors always grow up to be fire-breathing, gold-hoarding, people-eating abominations. This particular baby dragon has already latched onto your polyhedral dice, so you better let him keep it or things might get nasty. This little whelp will grow at a rate of two feet a week, so you better find a remote mountain top or abandoned mineshaft for permanent placement A.S.A.P. Until then, this adorable hoodie will be a great gift for any dragon-lover, roleplaying game player.