"Yo! Stay 6FT Away From Me Princess T-shirt"
COVID-19 provides you the perfect excuse to wear your pajama pants and awesome t-shirts like this all day in the comfort of your own home. And when you do inevitably have to go out (you know, to buy more toilet paper before it's all gone) you are encouraged to keep your distance and not talk to people. It's a good time to be alive for an introvert.