"You Look Like Just Enough XP Unisex T-Shirt"

The skull and crossbones, once the warning on a pirate’s Jolly Roger, now warns other gamers of tough Black Ops supersoldiers with this t-shirt. Listen up noobs, because this is lesson 1: you don’t mess with a rifle-toting, Dorito-and-Dew-fueled cyborg on the verge of leveling up on a Double XP Weekend!

Call of Duty kill streaks are a virtual rite-of-passage, building you up to a false sense of omnipotence. Because the biggest buzz-kill is that irritating camper hiding in the corner with a flamethrower. Just cuts you down in your prime. You are angry no doubt, so go exact your revenge on that cheap-shot and earn some XP while doing it. Sounds like a win-win, right?