"Dungeon Master Variant II Unisex Hoodie"

Hear ye all fans of the fantasy tabletop role-playing world. We have stitched for you the finest heavyweight blend hoodie for your adventures. A comfortable garment made of comfy blended fibers, this hoodie will bring you luck and confidence on your next roll of the polyhedral die. Or, perhaps you might gift this garment to your Game Master in the hopes of mercy. Either way, it can be agreed that this hoodie rules.