"D&D Dunkin' Donuts Ladies' Racerback Tank"
Late nights playing D&D may be replete with intriguing dialogue, 20-sided dice, Mountain Dew, and those fried and frosted confections called "donuts." America may run on Dunkin', but the game is always spurred on by your accomplished crew and their insatiable hunger for adventure. Dragons have been known to hoard gold, jewels, magical artifacts, princesses, and the untapped funds of a solid 401K plan; although, one whiff of a fresh Boston Creme or sumptuous Cruller has been known to distract nefarious beasts and hungry players alike. So, wear this tank-top with pride and caution -- it may provoke some allies to leave the battlefield for a quick food run.