"Book Wyrm Ladies Ultra Cotton T-shirt"
If you indulge in reading fantasy books and stories, then you are no spineless, invertebrate crawler. A much better-suited name would be a "Book Wyrm," referring instead to mythological, limbless, wingless, serpent-like dragons. You make love literature, but you are still fierce! Wear this majestic, cotton t-shirt to show off your new-found "Book Wyrm" pride.