"Stargate Logo Knit Beanie"
Wear this hat and you will instantly be transported to a whole new world. Maybe your mother-in-law is visiting and she is just yapping your ear off. Or perhaps your boss just dropped a waist-high stack of paperwork on your desk. At that moment, wouldn’t you just kill to be resting in a shaded hammock with an ice-cold beer? Well, that peace is just a jump-through-a-Stargate away.