"I Read Your Email Unisex T-Shirt"
This simple t-shirt says all it needs to. The Internet Age has created complex cyber security infrastructures, but you still never know who could be reading your email messages. It might your boss, your colleague, a friend, a system administrator, a government entity, a foreign power, etc. Warning: Wearing this comfortable shirt may actually make others uncomfortable! Hopefully, you'll keep your friends and be able to share a laugh.