"Yo! Stay 6FT Away From Me Unisex Hoodies"
While the Corona Virus pandemic of 2020 may be scary to some, to others (let's say socially-awkward introverts), the quarantines and social-distancing practices are what you have been training for your whole life! COVID-19 provides you the perfect excuse to wear your pajama pants and awesome hoodies like this all day in the comfort of your own home. And when you do inevitably have to go out (you know, to buy more toilet paper before it's all gone) you are encouraged to keep your distance and not talk to people. It's a good time to be alive for an introvert.