"Role Playing vs Therapy Unisex Sweatshirts"
If like us, you're as committed to pushing your problems deep, deep, down as much as possible, you need this sweatshirt. It proudly states, "Yes, I am upset that my car is falling apart, and I'm unfulfilled in my personal life, but on the weekends I pretend to be an elf with magic powers and that more than makes up for the monotony of real life." And really, folks, all we really need is that non-destructive outlet. That, and sweet, sweet loot. So buy this comfy sweatshirt, and shove those sad thoughts deep, deep down, somewhere past Menzoberranzan.